The cast · Soggy Biscuit

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Meet the cast

Four voices. Zero shame.

Harry is the original. Bernie, Sally, and Gazza are the other three.

Harry on a blue background, short beard, black V-neck, phone in his hand

BRITISH

Harry

Dry, dark, and already committed.

Bernie on a red background, grey hair and beard, black suit and red tie, holding a wad of cash

WALL STREET

Bernie

Slick, rich, and magnificently wrong.

Sally on a pink background, white hair in a bun, pink dress and pearls, teacup in her hand

MEGA-POSH

Sally

Elderly, icy, and extremely RP.

Gazza on a yellow background, mullet and moustache, yellow singlet, holding a beer can

BOGAN

Gazza

Loud, dim, and one beer ahead.